Playful Hairstylist Pillows

Baby Hairstyles.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Curling your hair for no reason

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Open up the Shops!

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Centurion in a Shower

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'It's up to you son.... A haircut or a flea collar.'

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"Jenkins is leaving next week. Perhaps we should buy him a parting gift..."

"Know what I like about this hairstyle? It's a great way to hide my unibrow."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Data Stick Dreads

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Do you think Ryan Beardsley would like me more if I highlighted my hair? Maybe -

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'