Playful Hairstylist Gifts

Baby Hairstyles.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Curling your hair for no reason

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Open up the Shops!

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'It's up to you son.... A haircut or a flea collar.'

Centurion in a Shower

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

Saloon Selectives

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Data Stick Dreads

"Jenkins is leaving next week. Perhaps we should buy him a parting gift..."

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.