Humorous Stylists Pillows

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Bobo's Barber Shop

Toupee in a tin.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Open up the Shops!

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Centurion in a Shower

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.