Humorous Stylists Pillows

Men's Wear. With that fashion statement, it's lucky for you that we have the first amendment!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

I'm sure it's fake.

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Toupee in a tin.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Open up the Shops!

The Knitwit...

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Centurion in a Shower

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."