Sidewalk Stroller Mugs

You pedestrians think you own the road!

'Crazy drivers, That guy nearly hit us,'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Nature Lovers

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Man walking his dog (colour)

"Pampered?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Some walk, huh?"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Honey, run!"

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Sunday in the park'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'