Habitual Stroller Prints

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Honey, run!"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Second to Nun

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

Parents compare buggies

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."