Casual Stroller Prints

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

Caution dry paint!

"Jog on!"

Walking the dog

"Oh, this old thing?"

The High Line at Giza

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'

"I enjoy the park, but not the commute."

Manhole Warning

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

I think the couch potatoes are going to make you their poster boy. Only if they send a photographer over --- I'm not moving.

"One day we'll all be on the moon... still living with our parents."