Casual Joggers Gifts

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Sunbathing in the park

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Born to be Mild.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

Inactive wear store.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Hoodie

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

Use it or lose it.

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

'I play well with others.'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

Quarantine Day 60: "Mom says her boobs have enjoyed their temporary liberation from bra-jail."

I drink, therefore I am.