Casual Cyclists Gifts

Ladies in Lycra

"How should we divide the teams?"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Snail crossing

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Colin V Longshore Drift

Mountain escalator.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

Use it or lose it.

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

A Flag in One

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

I don't know much about Tennis...

"Next bench is four steps."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

Wine Shotput

"Long bike ride last weekend?"

“It's just a song. We don’t have to climb every mountain.”

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

Walk right in. Sit right down.