Casual Runners Pillows

I used to run every day. But lately its just been a rack for my clothes.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

Colin V Longshore Drift

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Second to Nun

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Use it or lose it.

'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

A Flag in One

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"Next bench is four steps."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

I don't know much about Tennis...

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

Walk right in. Sit right down.

Wine Shotput