Casual Runners Prints

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

Colin V Longshore Drift

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Second to Nun

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Use it or lose it.

'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

A Flag in One

"Next bench is four steps."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

I don't know much about Tennis...

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

Walk right in. Sit right down.

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

Wine Shotput

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"