Casual Athletes Prints

"At Rovers' stadium, that would be a yellow card."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Snail Racing

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Oh, no, those aren't the kid's drawings. Dave is taking adult education art class.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Use it or lose it.

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

I don't know much about Tennis...

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

A Flag in One

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Luckily I hit the pin!

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

"Next bench is four steps."

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."