Casual Sports Prints

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

I don't know much about Tennis...

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Snail Racing

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Use it or lose it.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

'I'm making pot pie.'

A Flag in One

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Wine Shotput

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"Al's team won. That means a victory lap from the bathroom to the fridge and back to the chair."