Casual Sports Fan Prints

'What do you mean I'm not allowed to be indifferent about the Olympics?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

I don't know much about Tennis...

'Well, I don't know much about sport, but I know what I like.'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"How should we divide the teams?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Raheem Sterling

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Two hundred and nineteen.'