Casual Marathoner Pillows

"I looked at you and thought, I bet this man runs marathons."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Use it or lose it.

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Tsunami Selfie

A Flag in One

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Tambourine.

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

Wine Shotput

"Long bike ride last weekend?"

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'