Casual Marathoner Pillows

"I looked at you and thought, I bet this man runs marathons."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Use it or lose it.

A Flag in One

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

Tsunami Selfie

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Tambourine.

Wine Shotput

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

I used to run every day. But lately its just been a rack for my clothes.

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"Long bike ride last weekend?"

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'