Casual Competitors Pillows

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Snail Racing

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Skateboard Olympics.

A Man mixing up his sports.

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Squash Partners.

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

A Flag in One

Space Hopper Rodeo

I don't know much about Tennis...

"All As. What did you get?"

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'