Casual Competitors Pillows

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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Snail Racing

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Skateboard Olympics.

A Man mixing up his sports.

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Squash Partners.

"All As. What did you get?"

I don't know much about Tennis...

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Space Hopper Rodeo

A Flag in One

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'