Casual Competitor Pillows

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

How's my Driving?

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'I want to do business with a man who doesn't bowl.'

'It's just a friendly game.'

'Horseshoes... headphones, it's all the same.'

Snail Racing

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"I tried racing cars but they beat me every time."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

The Unsportables: Relay

Danth battle?

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

The Rivalry Begins

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Skateboard Olympics.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

A Man mixing up his sports.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Foul!"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'