Casual Competitor Mugs

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

How's my Driving?

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'I want to do business with a man who doesn't bowl.'

'It's just a friendly game.'

'Horseshoes... headphones, it's all the same.'

Snail Racing

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"I tried racing cars but they beat me every time."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Unsportables: Relay

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

The Rivalry Begins

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Skateboard Olympics.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"