Casual Watching Pillows

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Valentine man in underpants.

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'Watching the football.'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'I'm making pot pie.'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.