Casual Sports Watcher Pillows

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

World Cup breakfast.

'It's an old football injury — he cut himself on a beer can while he was watching the Superbowl.'

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Watching the football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'