Casual Sports Watcher Pillows

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'It's an old football injury — he cut himself on a beer can while he was watching the Superbowl.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Watching the football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

Zdeno Chara