Summer Sports Watcher Pillows

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Watching the football.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

I love tennis

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Sportswear Shop.

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

End of football season - UK

Women's World Cup Final

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

French Cricket.

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

"Just when I accept me for who I am, this happens!"

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"The World Cup starts in two days! I'm camping out for a good spot."

'For the best tennis you need a proper stance.' - 'That's right, in an armchair with beer and nuts.'