Summer Sports Fan Pillows

'His bowling is a rare work of art.'

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Spring Training

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Sunbathing in the park

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'