Summer Sports Watcher Prints

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Watching the football.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Olympics create interest in curling.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

I love tennis

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

Sportswear Shop.

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

End of football season - UK

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

World Cup breakfast.

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Women's World Cup Final

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

French Cricket.

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"Just when I accept me for who I am, this happens!"

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -