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At the 2021 Religious Games

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Hot cross buns

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Jesus the comedian.

Jesus Fish

"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

'Heretic!'

'How would you like to be on my new show: 'Smart Women, Smart Choices'?'

"So Jesus, do you prefer Methodist or Lutheran?"

Next stop bloomingdales

The devil relaxing at home

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

"I'm sorry, but I've forgotten your name."