Humor-loving Theologian Pillows

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Hot cross buns

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

"Pastor Hellfire is recovering well, since he passed his brimstone."

Jesus the comedian.

Jesus Fish

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

Garden of Eden: Director's Cut

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

'Heretic!'

"So Jesus, do you prefer Methodist or Lutheran?"

Next stop bloomingdales

The devil relaxing at home

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

'And on the 8th day God held a sale'

''Burnt offerings'? -- YUCK!'

"I'm sorry, but I've forgotten your name."

'HE was right you know.'