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God creating the galaxy.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Zeus's Caddy

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

The Assumption of Mary

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God's Law.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Mrs. Almighty.

God and His Copilot.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

Angel Golf

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"Now you've done it!"

'Like it? -- I call it 'Where's Waldo?''

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

On the Seventh Day

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates

"It's HIM, are you in...?"

'The party starts soon, guys -- you about ready with the pinata?'

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'