Casual Deity Fans Mugs

"Not the God I expected."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Zeus's Caddy

Pyramid catflap...

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

The Assumption of Mary

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God's Law.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

God creating the galaxy.

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

Closed Thursdays.

God creates humans.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

Angel Golf

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'Like it? -- I call it 'Where's Waldo?''

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

"It's HIM, are you in...?"