Digital Age Deities Pillows

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'We've re-branded.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Political Selfie

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

"He leaves behind a wife, two kids, three grandkids, and a 239-day streak on Duolingo."

Religion and technology.

Ascent of Digital Man

'Twitter Tweet'

"You need a haircut and a shave."

Divine Cell

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

Zeus recharges lightening bolts.

S

The revised 12 days of Christmas

Monk on PC.

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

IGod.

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

And on the 7th Day, he put in his bid.

'This app might be just the thing. It puts you in touch with your inner self.'

Text readings.

Exceeded my Data Plan Limit.

"I don't identify as a one or a zero."

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'

"You used to fetch a newspaper? What's a newspaper?"

Gangster doesn't have proper password for Heaven.

God's Profile.

"You've got prayers…" heavenly e-mail.

"Do you promise to love, honor, and support, in good internet connections and bad..."

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."