Digital Diviners Pillows

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

Fortune teller using a computer.

'We've re-branded.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Crystal Ball Plug

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A self-filling prophecy.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

End of world nigh!!!

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"

Reading the future in beard stubble.

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"When the mist clears, turn right."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Plugged In

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

The Water Diviner

Madame Irma: sait tout, voit tout. Lit l'avenir dans le big data.