Digital Discoverer Pillows

"I think I prefer your online presence."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Likes: $2.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."