Water Diviner Pillows

The Water Diviner

Water Diviner

Candidates for Water Divining

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Man dowsing for water finds rain.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Tourist

'You are doing it wrong.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Crystal Ball Plug

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

End of world nigh!!!

Water: the first medicine

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

An astronaut dowses on the moon.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'