Water Diviner Pillows

The Water Diviner

Water Diviner

Candidates for Water Divining

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Man dowsing for water finds rain.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Tourist

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'You are doing it wrong.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

Crystal Ball Plug

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

End of world nigh!!!

Fisherman get a good catch.