I see for myself a life of pain, suffering, heartache, angst, loneliness, ennui, degradation and humble obscurity. My only hope is that tea bags are not as prescient as tea leaves.
Tea Leaf Diviner Pillows
Bring comfort and whimsy to their space with pillows inspired by tea leaf divining. Ideal for cozy corners where they can ponder future fortunes or simply relax in style.
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'
Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.
"We're having a special today on bright futures."
Crystal Ball Plug
"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."
"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."
'It's my new fortune e-reader.'
"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."
'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'
"You will dance on your enemy's grave."
Fortune Tellers Convention
Mystic Writes 2014 Diary
'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'
"It's going to snow! Is that it?"
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
End of world nigh!!!
'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'
"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."
A self-filling prophecy.
'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'
Scientific Tea.
With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."
Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods
"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."
Fortune teller has a diary for 2017
"He loves me!"
"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"
Plugged In
"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."
"When the mist clears, turn right."
'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'
"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"
Alternative Accountants
Tea Leaf Diviner Pillows Collection
Tea Leaf Diviner Mugs
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Tea Leaf Diviner Prints
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Tea Leaf Diviner T-Shirts
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