Tea Leaf Decipherer Pillows

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Fortune Tellers Convention

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Scientific Tea.

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

Reading the Leaves.

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Alternative Accountants

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

Descartes School of Philosophy.

'Can I borrow a cuppa tealeaves,dearie?

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

'So, how does my future look?'

'Apparently some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it.'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

'Do you want tea leaves or the cards?' - 'You mean you don't know.'

'One letter at a time.'

"Step one: Attach steel beam (A) to polished concrete slab (B)."

"Our panel includes three expert economists, one fortune teller, a tea leaf reader, and I will open a couple fortune cookies!"

'Not sure what's worse...the sweatshop or the tea break.'

"Not so much as a mention on Wikileaks."