Tea Leaf Interpreter Pillows

Alternative Accountants

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Sock Puppet in Literature

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Simultaneous translation.

Scientific Tea.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"Things must be desperate. They're putting our tea lady in midfield."

Reading the Leaves.

The International Date Line

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."