Tea Leaf Interpreters Pillows

"Our panel includes three expert economists, one fortune teller, a tea leaf reader, and I will open a couple fortune cookies!"

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Frederic Chopin

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Fortune Tellers Convention

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

The International Date Line

"Things must be desperate. They're putting our tea lady in midfield."

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

Reading the Leaves.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'