Tea Leaf Interpreters Gifts

"Our panel includes three expert economists, one fortune teller, a tea leaf reader, and I will open a couple fortune cookies!"

Dialogue

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Fortune Tellers Convention

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Reading the Leaves.

"Things must be desperate. They're putting our tea lady in midfield."

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

Alternative Accountants

The International Date Line