Tea Leaf Decipherer Gifts

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Infographics: the early years.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

IKEA Book

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Fortune Tellers Convention

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Scientific Tea.

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

Trumped by Semniotics

Reading the Leaves.

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Alternative Accountants

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

Yeah, I get it. It's hot - But you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

Descartes School of Philosophy.

'So, how does my future look?'

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

'Can I borrow a cuppa tealeaves,dearie?

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

'Apparently some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it.'

'Do you want tea leaves or the cards?' - 'You mean you don't know.'

I don't know what to order. So many choices. It can be a little intimidating. What's the difference between the pumpkin-ginseng latte and the ginseng-pumpkin latte? Oh, well

I read tea leaves. What a coincidence. I write them!

'One letter at a time.'

"Step one: Attach steel beam (A) to polished concrete slab (B)."

"Our panel includes three expert economists, one fortune teller, a tea leaf reader, and I will open a couple fortune cookies!"

'Not sure what's worse...the sweatshop or the tea break.'