Tea Leaf Reader Gifts

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Can I borrow a cuppa tealeaves,dearie?

Reading the Leaves.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Asking out a palm reader.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Paw readings

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Palm Reader...

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Palm Reader reading 'Laura' heart tattoo on palm 'You're in love with a girl named Laura!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

Scientific Tea.

"We start on #F."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

I just knew this would be dull.