Drinks Decipherer Gifts

I don't know what to order. So many choices. It can be a little intimidating. What's the difference between the pumpkin-ginseng latte and the ginseng-pumpkin latte? Oh, well

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

IKEA Book

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

Dutch Courage

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'I didn't know 'Businessish Management' was something you could get a degree in.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Europe and TTIP

"That Pink Slime I keep hearing about; is that a hamburger or the dessert?"

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'Do you have any coffee?'

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

'What do you say we throw caution to the wind and order something we can't pronounce?'

'I wonder if anyone will miss me after I'm gone?' 'Would you like to pay your bar tab now?'