Drinks Decipherer Gifts

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Complaints Desk

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Dutch Courage

'I didn't know 'Businessish Management' was something you could get a degree in.'

"That Pink Slime I keep hearing about; is that a hamburger or the dessert?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

Europe and TTIP

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'Do you have any coffee?'

'What do you say we throw caution to the wind and order something we can't pronounce?'

'I wonder if anyone will miss me after I'm gone?' 'Would you like to pay your bar tab now?'

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."