Digital Drinker Gifts

Drinking Together on Social Media

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Live Stream

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'll never forget you."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I need a more interactive you."

The Lost Tribe

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Man-mobile

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."