Digital Dieter Gifts

'It looks like your computer may block cookies, but you don't.'

"No . . . erasing food-search-apps from your browser history doesn't count as dieting."

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

"How many calories do you burn downloading diets apps?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Live Stream

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

The Lost Tribe

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

Internet Restaurant

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'We don't text anymore.'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Books and Phones

'IT support? I need a hug..'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."