Digital Dieter Mugs

'It looks like your computer may block cookies, but you don't.'

"No . . . erasing food-search-apps from your browser history doesn't count as dieting."

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

"How many calories do you burn downloading diets apps?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Live Stream

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

The Lost Tribe

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'We don't text anymore.'

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Internet Restaurant

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Books and Phones

'IT support? I need a hug..'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'