Digital Diners Mugs

Internet Restaurant

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Bad for you but to die for

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Can I have flies with that'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Zagat Rated.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Chicken Coupe.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

'You made me jump,'

Big Boy Foot

"It's made with real angel hair."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Your tea is getting cold.'