Digital Diners Mugs

Internet Restaurant

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Bad for you but to die for

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'Can I have flies with that'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Zagat Rated.

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"It's made with real angel hair."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Chicken Coupe.