Modern Dieter Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with a health-conscious modern dieter? Explore our collection of witty and uplifting items designed to motivate and amuse those passionate about healthy living and fitness. Perfect for anyone embracing a new, balanced lifestyle.

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'We no longer serve trans-fats. Would you like some lettuce broth?'

'We no longer serve trans-fats. Would you like some lettuce broth?' mockup

'We no longer serve trans-fats. Would you like some lettuce broth?'

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"We ought to give this diet a name." mockup

"We ought to give this diet a name."

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'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.' mockup

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

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"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt." mockup

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?" mockup

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

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"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward." mockup

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

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"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality." mockup

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

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Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower mockup

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

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"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!" mockup

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

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"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet." mockup

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

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"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?" mockup

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

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'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.' mockup

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

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How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

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"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone." mockup

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

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'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.' mockup

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

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"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it." mockup

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

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"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

"You're suffering from an overdose of food." mockup

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

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'You're going to go on a diet.'

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'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.' mockup

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

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Computer: 'You-are-spending-too-much-time-interfacing-with-food'

Computer: 'You-are-spending-too-much-time-interfacing-with-food' mockup

Computer: 'You-are-spending-too-much-time-interfacing-with-food'

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'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.' mockup

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

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Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!! mockup

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

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'Your fitness program really should include more exercise than just pushing yourself away from the table...'

'Your fitness program really should include more exercise than just pushing yourself away from the table...' mockup

'Your fitness program really should include more exercise than just pushing yourself away from the table...'

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Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass. mockup

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

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"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!" mockup

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"

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