Realistic Dieter Gifts

Looking for a gift for a realistic dieter? Our collection features witty and encouraging items that resonate with their health journey. From motivational slogans on mugs to comfy pillows, find a thoughtful way to support their commitment to a balanced lifestyle. Perfect for those who take their diet seriously but love a good laugh along the way.

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"I appreciate your desire for a new photo ID following your significant weight loss, but our policy to decline your request is based on the sad reality that you're probably going to gain it all back."

"I appreciate your desire for a new photo ID following your significant weight loss, but our policy to decline your request is based on the sad reality that you're probably going to gain it all back."

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'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.' mockup

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

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"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt." mockup

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

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'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories." mockup

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

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Dieting Motivation.

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Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons mockup

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

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'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.' mockup

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

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"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working." mockup

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

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'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.' mockup

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

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Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower mockup

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.' mockup

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!" mockup

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

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"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight." mockup

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

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"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet." mockup

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

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"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!" mockup

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

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"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..." mockup

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

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Shrink

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Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake. mockup

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

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'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!' mockup

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

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'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.' mockup

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

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'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!' mockup

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

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'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.' mockup

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

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"I do diet...between snacks."

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Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.' mockup

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

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Woman and scales.

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'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.' mockup

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

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'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!' mockup

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

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'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.' mockup

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

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"Buy them - and never look back." mockup

"Buy them - and never look back."

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'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!' mockup

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

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''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!' mockup

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

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Realistic Dieter Gifts Collection

Realistic Dieter Mugs

Explore our selection of motivational mugs designed for realistic dieters, blending humor and encouragement to start their day right.

Realistic Dieter Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate honest dieting, offering both comfort and a playful reminder of their goals.

Realistic Dieter Prints

Browse our inspiring prints to motivate realistic dieters and add a touch of humor to their living or workout space.

Realistic Dieter T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts perfect for the health-conscious, combining humor and motivation for a fun workout or casual wear.