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Drinking Together on Social Media

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Live Stream

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'll never forget you."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"I need a more interactive you."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

The Lost Tribe

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."