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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Sharing Drinks.

How to apply for a job, then vs. now