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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

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'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Whiskey wars

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

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"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Rabbit Punch

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

Complaints Desk

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

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