Drawer Diviner Pillows

"You'll find that in the second drawer from the bottom under the scissors."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Emergency exit into Space

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Crystal Ball Plug

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

A self-filling prophecy.

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

End of world nigh!!!

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.

"He loves me!"

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

Plugged In

"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Reading the future in beard stubble.

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."