Drawer Dweller Pillows

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Recruitment Agency - "Of course the top drawer candidates are more expensive."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Opening the Barrel

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Wifi whore

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

The weightless office.

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Student Food Pyramid

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

A menu with risks and benefits

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Al, The Go-From Guy

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Wine: New & Old!!!

"That's our copy cat."

Biting Slippers.

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'