Direction Diviner Mugs

Motorist sees highway sign: Where you are going, next right.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

Travellers

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Crystal Ball Plug

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

End of world nigh!!!

A self-filling prophecy.

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"That's not what I said."

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Plugged In

"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'